Michelle Bombshell Clarifies The Bible

Noted theologian and Jesse James Sex-with-haver Michelle “Bombshell” McGee fired back on her Facebook page at all the haterz on the interwebs:

“For all you internet warriors on here talking shit…it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone…in other words FUCK YOU”

Well, she’s right: It is easy to place judgement when our sitting behind a keyboard.  It’s also relatively easy to place (or “pass”, I guess, if you’re gonna be all grammary about it) judgment when you have a “W” and “P” tattoo and dress up as a Nazi. But I was, til now, unclear about what Jesus meant when he said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”  I always thought that was a warning to not pass judgement on those who are guilty of the same crimes as are you, like, for instance, bloggers who know full well that they, too, have totally had sex with Sandra Bullock’s husband and are famewhore white supremacists*.  Apparently, though, that was just Jesus-times slang for “FUCK YOU”. Huh.

Anyways, speaking of God Dams:
*Look into your hearts, everybody at TMZ.  Look into your hearts.  Can you really say you haven’t had sex with Sandra Bullock’s husband, possibly for money?  The Lord forgives you.

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